This a.m., from the hubster chat files

Jim, staring at single-serve coffee maker we’ve owned for two + years: “So if it says ‘extra-bold’ that means I should choose the 10 oz. size?”

Leslie: “Yes, ‘extra-bold’ means it has enough coffee to make a larger cup. It’s not a description of the flavor.”

Jim: “I didn’t know I married some sort of javalogist.”

Leslie: “You didn’t. You married someone who reads directions.”

Jim: “I don’t think that was in the pre-nup. You should probably get some help for that.”