I wonder if anyone is dressing up this Halloween as a National Park Service Officer??
So when news came out that the exclusive House and Senate gyms and athletic facilities are still open during the shutdown, though they’re on the official list of shutdown closures, an unnamed source explained away the discrepancy with a rhetorical question, “How do you close a basketball court?”
Well, I’ve been studying the shutdown, as it has been masterfully enacted by the White House, or as some are now calling it, The Spite House, and I think I can help. Start with armed officers — that’s the tackthat the National Park Police are taking, and it’s working quite well, not only with our own citizens, but also non-English-speaking foreign tourists, who thought they were under arrest. Position the officers directly under the baskets. If the phrase “No recreating!” doesn’t work, they can shoot into the balls (the basketballs).
Cones, which are blocking drivers from pulling onto scenic overlooks…
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